As I believe I’ve mentioned before, one of my favourite guides to the blogosphere is the Rogue Classicist. Many of his posts are of particular interest to – surprise surprise – classicists, rather than general readers, but when the daily digest drops into the inbox there’s usually something I can’t resist following up. Today’s contains a link to an absolute delight.
Have a sip of water, take a deep breath, and prepare to sing along.
Ready?
Ruth Downie 
Oh, that is just rich. You should not make me laugh like that before I’ve had only one cup of coffee!
The wonderful thing about it is that it’s not only very funny, but every line has exactly the right number of syllables to fit the tune. So impressive!
I know, it’s really extraordinary. Major talent, there!